I've had it with all the Republicans,
I've had it with Democrats too,
The President, Congress, and talking heads,
They none of 'em know what to do,

But I've got a simple solution
For our screwed-up economy,
These bailouts and buyouts and stimulus packages --
Just give it the money to me.

Just give the money to me, ya bums,
It'll work out, wait and see,
No way I can do any worse than you,
Just give the money to me.

First thing I'll do is I'll pay off
Every mortgage and credit card,
The banks still get bailouts, but so do we,
There, now, was that so hard?

And everyone gets health insurance,
Your medical care is in place,
If you lose your job, or need pricey drugs,
Or Dick Cheney shoots you in the face.

Just give the money to me, ya clowns,
I'm slightly more honest than thee,
You've had your shot, now here's more cash -- NOT,
Just give the money to me.

We'll bring back the factories and help desks
From wherever the hell they all went
And companies can either employ people here
Or we'll tax 'em ten thousand percent.

They'll have to stop all their polluting,
From every pipe, chimney and vent,
And those who refuse can just breathe their own fumes,
I hope they've got lemon-fresh scent.

Just give the money to me, you fools,
Deposit it directly.
This way it should do somebody SOME good,
Just give the money to me.

Imagine a world without money,
Where no one's in desperate need,
Where food, shelter, and entertainment
Aren't subject to somebody's greed.

I hope that some day we can get there,
Till then, I know better than you,
And if I should empty a Best Buy or three
Consider it only my due.

Just give the money to me, ya rubes,
I'll salvage our economy,
I might take some perqs, but, hey, whatever works,
Just give the money to me.

Just give the money to me, ya bums,
I'll prove to you freedom ain't free,
No way I can do any worse than you,
Just give the money to me.

No way I can do MUCH worse than you...
Just give the money to me!