Jaws the shark! 
Lurking in the dark of the depths of sea, one day on a lark 
Decides to get rowdy, get real violent 
Takes a vay-cay up to Amity Island 

Sunshine lotion fun in sun 
Blood in the ocean, everybody run 
Cuz it's crazy how few fucks this shark gives 
He'll eat naked ladies! He'll eat little kids! 
Oh no! 

But the one thing keeping the commmunity safe 
is a guy named Brody and his pal Richard Dreyfuss 
Jaws don't know that a storm's gonna come 
He just wants everyone to be his chum, get it? get it 

The mayor don't care if the townsfolk die 
He doesn't want to spoil the fourth of July 
He's like, "Everyone cool it, and go for swim!" 
But holy shit here comes that fin!! 

JAWS IS HERE 
HERE IS JAWS 
(He is a shark without a cause) 
He was in a movie you should watch it it's called Jaws 
JAWS IS HERE 
HERE IS JAWS 
(He is a shark who fights the law) 
He was in a movie that everyone saw 

Long story short, the beach gets closed 
The mayor's like, "Okay, yeah this blows" 
Suddenly Jaws has got a price on his head 
But the wrong little shark baby ends up dead 

It was Jaws' little brother! Now he's pissed 
The mayor just shot to the top of his list 
He sneaks in his house in the middle of the night 
and he eats that fucker in a single bite 
Golly 

Now the mayor's dead, so Brody's in charge 
He knows the real killer is still at large 
So he and the Dreyfuss make a decision 
They're going on a mission 
They're gonna go FISHIN' 
for Jaws 

A man named Quint lets them use his boat 
on the condition that he be the one to cut Jaws' throat 
Cuz he was a sailor back in World War II 
And Jaws ate his entire crew, WOAH! 

JAWS IS HERE 
HERE IS JAWS 
(He is a shark without a cause) 
He was in a movie-- a movie called Jaws! 
JAWS IS HERE 
HERE IS JAWS 
(He is a shark who fights the law) 
He was in a movie that everyone saw 

They're out on the sea. They wait all night. 
Where could Jaws be? He's no where in sight. 
Dreyfuss decides to go down in a cage 
and Jaws shows up in a full on rage 

He tears up the cage like paper in a shredder 
While Dreyfuss's makes his wetsuit wetter 
He hides behind a rock like cowardly prick 
And he doesn't come back until the end of the flick 

Brody's like, "We're gonna need a bigger boat" 
So they go home and get a bigger boat 
The biggest boat that's ever sailed 
Gonna kick Jaws' ass or I guess his tail. yeah his tail 

but OH MY SHIT! 
Jaws jumps out and Quint gets bit! 
Right in half like a kit-kat bar! 
Up in the sky there's a shooting star 
That's Quint up in heaven. He's a star now 

Brody's angry. He's all like, "Fuck it" 
He takes a harpoon and welds it to a rocket 
Jaws' last words are, "Woah-- respect" 
Then he explodes and it's a pretty good effect, yeah! 

JAWS IS DEAD 
LONG LIVE JAWS 
(He was a shark without a cause) 
He was in a movie, you should watch it, it's called Jaws 
JAWS IS DEAD 
LONG LIVE JAWS 
(He was a shark who fought the law) 
He was in a movie that everyone saw 
(He was in a movie that everyone saw) 
He was in a movie that everyone saw 
JAWS IS DEAD 
LONG LIVE JAWS 
(He was a shark without a cause) 
He was in a movie, called Jaws 
He was in a movie that everyone saw 
(JAWS IS DEAD) 
At the Academy Awards 
(LONG LIVE JAWS) 
He was robbed 
(He was a shark without a cause) 
Sharks exist in real life, woah 
(He was in a movie that everyone saw) 
Jaws is dead 
Long live jaws