I will dismember you
'Cause you offended me
You let my love pass you by
Soon you'll be
An amputee
You'll be home, fast asleep
Silently into your bedroom I will creep
I'll raise up high my trusty little axe
And put you piece by piece into some Hefty bags
'Cause I will remember you
'Cause you offended me
You let my love pass you by
Soon you'll be
An amputee