I THINK MONROE SHOT RUDOLPH
Opening day is a state holiday so me & Monroe we left the farm
We dressed up in cammo, we loaded up our ammo and a 5th of Jack to keep us warm
We'd only been in camp about an hour or so when we had the most amazing luck
We had to keep ourselves from cheering because right there in the clearing was a big ol' 10 point buck.
We fought for position like we do when we're fishing and we aimed our rifles over that spot
It was still kind of foggy and we were still kind of groggy so we each took several shots
Well sure enough we hit him so we ran down to get him when suddenly Monroe just froze
OH NO he hollared it's got a sleighbell collar and a bright red shiny nose

I think Monroe shot Rudolph, but I'm pretty sure my shots missed
We never knew it was Ruddy so I hope Santa Claus ain't pissed
When he comes down the chimney this Christmas, he'll have no trouble seeing at all
It ain't dark at night 'cause there's a bright red light from the reindeer head on our wall!

When our trip was done we'd only seen that one but that's one more than we usually get
Our lights were no good but with Ruddy tied to the hood the road was just like us WELL LIT!
The story doesn't end 'cause just around the bend well what did our eyes behold
It's a sleigh right here and there's 8 more deer just a standing there in the road ( LOCK & LOAD! )

I think Monroe shot Rudolph, but what a beautiful shot he had
We had no idear it was one of Santa's reindeer so I hope Santy clause ain't mad
If he stops by the farm this Christmas on his way down to Albuquerque
We'll fix him up right with a case of Bud Light and some venison jerky!

I think Monroe shot Rudolph, just sittin' in his tree stand
We had no idear it was one of Santa's reindeer and I hope he understands
If he busts down the door this Christmas, and he presses us for a reason
We'll set the boy straight Santa Christmas is great, but around here we call it deer huntin' season!