I like to burp
After some libation
With lots of carbonation
I think it's cause for celebration
I like to burp
In social situations
With much reverberation
Causing others considerable consternation
I like to burp
It helps my circulation
And my assimilation
Of slim-jims at the greyhound station
I like to burp
It's not an affectation
It's a natural indication
Of unimpaired healthy metabolization
I like to burp
It feels like punctuation
A joyous exclamation
Of gastronomic emancipation
I like to burp
But I feel your condemnation
I do have some consideration
So I always follow it with this proclamation
The FuMP
2019-03-29
Artist
Steve Goodie
Title
I Like To Burp
My fan club president, Bethany Hill, suggested a few weeks ago that I should have a song about burping. "After all," said she, "you have songs about poop, vomit, venereal disease, maggots, fungus, dumpsters, and Trump... shouldn't you complete the box-set of grossness?" *
Yes. Yes I should. And yes I have.
Words, music, ukulele, bass, tap-dancing, vocals, arrangement, and production: SG
Apropos button at the end: Steve Martin
* Well, that's pretty close to what she said...
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