The FuMP

Lyrics

I don’t wanna buy you a drink and no, I don’t care what you think About politics, religion, or video games. I don’t even want know your name… I just wanna pet your cat. I don’t wanna waste your time with lame-ass played out pick up lines Or make believe I care whatever’s on your mind. I sure as hell don’t wanna know your sign. I just want pet your cat. I wanna give that kitty skritches, get its hair all over the place Snuggle up and cuddle, maybe let it lick my face And give it a treat. I just wanna pet your cat. No it’s not a metaphor, no weirdo red flag warning, I don’t wanna care about how we’ll feel in the morning. You don’t want my hang ups and I don’t need your baggage I just want to hear it purr and maybe give it snackage. And maybe, yes maybe, a toy. I just wanna pet your cat. I wanna give that kitty skritches, get its hair all over the place Snuggle up and cuddle, maybe let it lick my face And give it a treat. I just wanna pet your cat. I don’t wanna buy you a drink and no, I don’t care what you think About politics, religion, or video games. I don’t even want know your name… I just wanna pet your cat.

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