I Am Not Don LaFontaine!
(parody of “I am I, Don Quixote” from Man of La Mancha)
Written and sung by Joe J Thomas of Joe's Dump

Prologue:
I shall impersonate a man.
One Man. In a world where there are trailers for movies, only the strongest survive.
Come with me now on an audio journey.
I shall no longer be Joe J Thomas… But Joe Actor!
The man who would do trailers!
...
Verse 1:
Hear them now, every trailer begins "In A World"
For the promos you see on TV
And although I'd be happy to voice such a pearl
The man that you're hearing's not me
…
I am not Don LaFontaine
The Lord of the Trailers
My register's just not that low
Every promo's a fortune
His pipes are the ones heard
On TV and on radio
How he did that I don't know
Give me a part of that dough!
…
He's macho, the head honcho
They hire the greatest vocal trend
Just speak all the words loudly
Sound important, just pretend
...
Hear me casting directors I've got to break in
All these projects are sorely miscast
When I hear them I whimper and to my chagrin
Oh! When will I triumph at last?
…
I am not Don LaFontaine
The Lord of the Trailers
My register's just not that low
Every promo's a fortune
His pipes are the ones heard
On TV and on radio
How he did that I don't know
Give me a part of that dough!
...
(In A World…)