his head was adorned with a horn since the day he was born
that's why they call him a horny horse

horny horse had a great big horn
in the middle of his head since the day he was born
shunned by the other horses in his stable
they didn't even let him sit around and watch cable

every now and then the other horses try to fight him
sneak up behind and kick him, bite him
all of this made him feel very forlorn
and all because he was a horny horse

the other horses used to laugh and call him freak
said he had a stupid little forehead beak
they said it would be better if he'd never been born
and all because he was a horny horse

they also made fun of the way he would eat
his favorite dish smelled like pickled feet
a mix of veggies and fish, called it tuna-corn
but you know it can't be helped he's just a horny horse