Don't look now Here comes my baby No really, don't look now She'll turn you to stone Her name's Medusa But I call her Sugar Bear Her name's Medusa Yeah she got a bunch of snakes for hair I met her in a coffee shop I had a mocha latte She had a bowl of scorpions And I said, Ooh! Sassy! She had her sunglasses on And her snakes tied back In a pretty little Hello Kitty hair barrette That made her sexy green skin Look like a rotten orange That's hot! Her name's Medusa But I call her Honey Buns Her name's Medusa We watch Clash of the Titans reruns Took her to meet Mom and Dan around Christmas time I said their open minded baby It'll be just fine My Mama opened the door to my childhood home And very very promptly turned to stone Who knew my Mama was such a freaking racist Damn! Her name's Medusa My sweet little rock a rolla' Her name's Medusa Yeah, her favorite cheese is Gorgonzola I said let me see your eyes She said I can't I'll make you hard I said damn straight baby She said that's not what I'm talking about Jackass Her name's Medusa But I call her Huggy Bear I can't stare at her eyes So I'll just stare at her derriere