"Have a Covid Lockdown Xmas!"
Parody of Burl Ives "Holly Jolly Xmas"
Lyrics and Singing by Joe J Thomas
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Have a Covid Lockdown Christmas
It's the worst time of the year
You all know to hide your nose
Or there'll be lots of fear

Have a Covid Lockdown Christmas
And when you walk down the street
Be sure to stay six feet away
From everyone you meet

Don't go with friends you know
Or your family
Just shout at everyone
Stay away from me!

Have a Covid Lockdown Christmas
And in case you didn't hear
Just remember that corona is a virus, not beer

Have a Covid Lockdown Christmas
Make a mask part of your gear
Rubber clothes from head to toes
And no one will come near

Have a Covid Lockdown Christmas
Stay inside all locked up tight
Don’t you roam outside your home
The folks outside ain’t bright

Morons are out you know
Doing what they please
Somebody runs by you
Kick 'em in the knees

Have a Covid Lockdown Christmas
And in case you didn't hear
Just remember that corona is a virus, not beer