I'm writing out a list of grievances, the grievances, that I've been thinking about this year, And now I'm writing out a list of grievances for Festivus, the holidays are almost here, Yeah, I've set up an aluminum pole, instead of a Christmas tree this year, I'm going to wrestle my friends, just to see who's boss, when Festivus is finally here, Racists, Homophobes, and American flags...are some things i have some grievances with. People who don't get vaccinated, make me kinda irritated, i can't help but laugh when they get Covid. I'm airing out, I'm airing out, my grievances, my grievances, the reason for the season to leave us be, and if you believe then just try, airing out , airing out, your grievances, your grievances, the reason for the season to leave us be, Happy Festivus! Skinny jeans on preppy teens, Youtube stars think their better then me, turtle necks and dogs that bark, all the kids at the goddamn park. Rocky movies 2 and 5, the 2nd and 3rd Kiss Alive, theirs not even 200 episodes, of the original Twilight Zone. Republicans and Democrats ,and all the greedy fat cats, is a grievance is have every single year, so once again its on my list, of things that get me pissed...oohhh the Holidays are almost here, Consumerism and Capitalism, has my life just become a prison, of paying bills and going to work? I tried hard to write good lyrics, hoping my friends would want to hear it, they never do, so i feel just like a jerk. I'm airing out, I'm airing out, my grievances, my grievances, the reason for the season to leave us be, and if you believe then just try, airing out , airing out, your grievances, your grievances, the reason for the season to leave us be...Happy Festivus! All 3 of the StarWars Prequels, 1 or 2 of the Disney sequels, Simpsons after season 10, just bring back Futurama again, getting my car fixed when its broke, running out of weed to smoke, never having enough money, people who say I'm not funny. Yeah i believe in this, believe the reason is, the reason for season is, airing out grievances. Yeah i believe in this, believe the reason is, the reason for season is, airing out grievances. Pez dispensers and Pirate shirts, pantyhose and mini-skirts, movies going back to theaters, anyone whose name is Peter, people with the last name Trump, I can't return this penis pump, country music, cowboy boots, and people who wear expensive suits, Yeah i believe in this, believe the reason is, the reason for season is, airing out grievances. My boss , she still wont cut me slack, and Playgirl never calls me back, i will never improve my life, and I still cannot please my wife. Yeah i believe in this, believe the reason is, the reason for season is, airing out grievances. Yeah i believe in this, believe the reason is, the reason for season is, airing out grievances.
The FuMP
2021-12-21
Artist
Dead by 28
Once a year we get to celebrate Festivus (on December 23rd) by airing our our grievances, through feats of strength, and putting up our Festivus pole.
This year we (Dead by 28) decided to make a song about the anti-holiday, made infamous by Frank Costanza on the classic TV show Seinfeld.
"A Festivus for the rest of us" - Frank Costanza.
R.I.P. - Jerry Stiller
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