Geeky Girl
(Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua)
Hey Girl,
Hey Boy!
You wanna play with my toys?
Sure, Boy!
Too bad!
I’m a geeky girl, in a nerdy world
Games and plastic, it’s so tragic
I wanna play with toys, but they’re all for boys,
Imagination, but no representation
Come on Hasbro, don’t be shallow!
I’m a geeky girl, in a nerdy world
Games and plastic, it’s so tragic
I wanna play with toys, but they’re all for boys,
Imagination, but no representation
I’m a strong character in a fantasy world
kicking butt, fighting crime, flying spaceships
They won’t sell, I can tell, give me muscles and pain,
We need more manly men, we don’t need tits
Where’s Gamora? Where is Rey?
With no Black Widow, there is no Avengers
Oowooah
I’m a geeky girl, in a nerdy world
Games and plastic, it’s so tragic
I wanna play with toys, but they’re all for boys,
Imagination, but no representation
Come on Hasbro, don’t be shallow! (x4)
In your slim leather suits, you are only a tease
I need tough action stars, not you whiney ladies
We can fight, save the day
But we never can play,
Only doll I can find Slave Leia
Where’s Gamora? Where is Rey?
With no Black Widow, there is no Avengers
Where’s Gamora? Where is Rey?
What do you mean, it’s to avoid spoilers!?
Come on Hasbro, don’t be shallow! (x4)
I’m a geeky girl, in a nerdy world
Games and plastic, it’s so tragic
I wanna play with toys, but they’re all for boys,
Imagination, but no representation
Come on Hasbro, don’t be shallow! (x4)
Aw, it looks like you’re having so much fun!
No toys for you!
Aw, corporations!
The FuMP
2017-08-22
Artist
The Library Bards
Title
Geeky Girl
The Library Bards
are fed up with female characters being left out of merchandise!
Also, when they say they take "Top 40 hits", they don't necessarily mean this decade. With the rise of female characters taking the lead in our favorite geeky properties, we still run into the disconnect of them being left out of merchandise sales, especially in sets! Hasbro left out Rey AGAIN in their Star Wars Monopoly game, and the Bards just had to let them know how they felt. Check out the music video for this song (filmed at Meltdown Comics in Los Angeles) here:
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Bonnie Gordon
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