What do you do with the pests
Who forage and breed and nest
In a bowl of fruit in your kitchen
Well I tell ya those fellas are bitchin’
They’re tiny and plentiful, bountiful bugs
Who just want to give you all thousands of hugs
And maybe, snack on an apple or two
I’ll happily do what I’m telling to you
Gather ‘em up, put ‘em together
Inside of a cup, then run some hot water
And brew a new tea, it’s easy you see
And good for the pains in your back or your knee
It’s all thanks to slovenly living, 
Drosophila c omes in so loving and giving 
and awfully plentiful, so many uses
And full of so many delectable juices


Fruit flies!
There’s just a ton of the little cute guys!
We’re having such fun with those fruit flies!
And you should check out their tiny boot size
Yeah, they’re fruit flies 

You can mix ‘em with paint
It makes a cool texture, isn’t it
Quaint? Or sprinkle on salad
Or spray in the face of [DJ Khaled!]
For parties you want to just gather a lot and then
Put a whole bunch in your cousin’s piñata and
Watch as they unleash a biblical swarm
It’s typically thick as a tropical storm
But that’s not enough
You can make lots of stuff
It’s a fruitful endeavor
Just smash ‘em and mash ‘em and mush ‘em together
I hold ‘em so they can’t escape when they come in
And mold ‘em all into the shape of a woman
And then when I’m finished I chop up poor Jill
And make little patties to pop on the grill

Fruit flies!
There’s just a ton of those little cute guys!
We’re having such fun with the fruit flies!
And you should check out their tiny boot size
Yeah, they’re fruit flies 

It’s the cheapest meat on the planet
And there’s almost an endless supply
Just as long as we don’t run out of bananas