The scratching starts at 3 a.m. He's at my window once again His eyes are headlights, I'm a deer He motions to me with his paw, "come here" The cat next door has evil schemes He's not as docile as he seems We are just instruments they play And he told me that cats will soon have their day Out on the balcony he meows That I’ll be working for them now…. FLUFFY'S MASTER PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION! Soon there will be cats in charge of the nation! Whiskers will be used to transmit information! Meowing as a means of mass communication! FLUFFY'S MASTER PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION! Yarnball bullets, tuna-shaped tanks Crinkly paper missiles and all-beef franks They want catnip and mice cream, stinkbombs of salmon They want sock toys and sofas and litter-filled cannons The Longhairs will fight in the cold northern wind Waving their flag of the Cheshire that grinned Meow want chicken, Meow want liver, Meow want power. please deliver Hypnotizing, super-sizing, mobilizing FLUFFY'S MASTER PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION! Soon there will be cats in charge of the nation! Whiskers will be used to transmit information! Meowing as a means of mass communication! Dogs will be denied a basic education! I am just a vessel of assimilation! FLUFFY'S MASTER PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION! FLUFFY'S MASTER PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION!