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You should know, you should know that uhhh

Devo Spice aint got anything to say, at least not until the 2nd verse.



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The Great Luke-ski's on the Fump! Fump!

Devo Spice is on the Fump! Fump!

The 28 is on the Fump! Fump!



Don't try to share us, with your average comedy music fan,

were Dead by 28, and I'm the mother-fuckin' Dizman

we'll make you click click away, from our demented music

because the lyrics I spit are gonna make you sick,

how sick, so sick itll make you hurl,

cuz were the wackiest, tackiest in the world,

Never eat at Chik-Filet, I prefer Chicken Shack,

homophobic fast food is wiggity wiggity wack,

always drinking and thinking about weed smoking,

helps me write a song, and even put a couple jokes in,

gettin' fucked, Dead by 28 we all that,

you must be down with the Funny Music Project.



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(DEVO SPICE) 

It don’t make no money (money)

But I love it when a song is really funny

The D.E.V.O.S.P.I.C.E., yeah you know me!

I did a song about my schlong and then I won a robot cat, see?

On the site so many hit songs struck

Almost a hundred songs and only three of ‘em suck

That’s a better ratio for anything you know that you did

You know you love it, don’t be sayin’ that it’s stupid!

Got Doctor Who on a song, I’m a clever nerd

And no mumbles, you can understand every word

Should be apparent since I pay the royalties

That Devo runs the F.U.M.P.



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Fump! Fump! Seamonkey is on the Fump! Fump! 



Now, the thing about doing a collab, I can't let Devo Spice make me look bad,

So for all the FUMP'ers who want to know how i flow, check it out...

Comedy aint a crime, but a rhyme like this is,

Comedy aint a crime, but a rhyme like this is,

Comedy aint a crime, but a rhyme like this is,

and now i come to find i'm on the lamb,

Cuz I'm the Diz, most demented in the land man

Dizman the most demented in the land

Cuz I'm the Diz, most demented in the land man

Dizman the most demented in the land, and now I'm Hangin' with the

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(The COG) How long does this last anyways?!? FUMP! FUMP! 
(Bad Beth) Dildo breath!

(Luke Ski) Ohhh Jesus christ, thank god it's over!



 (Dizman) And about 600 other artists who have names that are too hard to pronounce, or have to many goddamn syllables.



 ( Devo Spice) I tried fitting in Nuclear Bubble Wrap in , I just couldn't say it fast enough.