Oh my god! (Oh my god!)
It's a dog! (It's a dog!)
I saw a dog! (It's a dog!)
I just saw an entire dog! (It's a dog!)
A whole dog! (it's a dog!)
I just observed more than twice of 47% of a dog!
I don't mean I saw half a dog twice
Cuz that's the same half of the dog, it doesn't count the second time!
I don't even mean I saw half each of two dogs
I'm talking about a full single contiguous dog
I saw a dog! (It's a dog!)
A full dog! (It's a dog!)
I just saw an entire dog! (It's a dog!)
A whole dog! (it's a dog!)
A quantity of exactly one dog!
We've seen a lot of things
But nothing could prepare us
For visual confirmation
Of canis familiarus
I can't believe it's happening
My eyes are all full
One over Avogadro's number
times the molecules in a mole of DOG
I saw a dog!
A full dog!
I just saw an entire dog!
A whole dog!
I observed precisely one standard unit of dog
Not 100 centidogs
Not 1000 millidogs
Not a million microdogs
I SAW A DOG
Not 100 centidogs
Not 1000 millidogs
Not a million microdogs
I SAW A DOG
Not 100 centidogs
Not 1000 millidogs
Not a million microdogs
I SAW PRECISELY A DOG
A full dog! (It's a dog!)
I saw a dog! (It's a dog!)
I just saw an entire dog! (It's a dog!)
A whole dog! (it's a dog!)
Seriously I didn't just like round up from seeing a good chunk of a dog
COUNT THIS DOG
Copyright 2016 Timothy F Crist
The FuMP
2016-11-04
Artist
Worm Quartet
Title
Entire Dog
"Good things come to those who wait, but so do new Worm Quartet songs." - Anonymous
What has Shoebox of Worm Quartet been doing in the 774 days since the last time Worm Quartet posted a song on The FuMP? Constructing this new two-minute masterpiece by painstakingly recording 155 milliseconds of it every day! Glad you asked? I'll take your concerned stare as a yes. You're welcome.
This song is based on a true story, so if it's stupid, it's because reality is stupid.
All vocals and programming by Shoebox
Last-minute mastering by Devo Spice
Melting by your face
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