Welcome to Alabama!
What? You’re pregnant? Or you froze some eggs?
Uh sir, you better have the little lady step over here…
She's got eggs, we know how to use them
That's what Alabama says, if anybody spooges them
They're babies, even frozen and microscopic
And any thought of the mother’s health, or of curing some disease
By God we're gonna stop it (yeah!)
She’s gonna carry that baby, even if she’s still a baby
Girl's got no rights
This embryo has rights! Until she grows up to be a woman, then…
She's a brood mare, made to be a mommy (that's right)
We don't care, about her bodily autonomy (what's that?)
When Jesus started up America, he made our national religion
Didn't want to separate, church and state, now you get back in the kitchen
She'll be fine, she'll have eight or nine (to start)
Girl's got no rights
Honey, let the embryo have a turn on the seesaw
She's got eggs, but the state really owns em
We've got new rules and regs, bout them there falopians
She’ll enjoy her downgrade, commanders love their handmaids
If you thought it couldn’t happen here, hey buddy hold my beer
If she don’t like government in her body, we'll get her a lobotomy
Girl's got no rights, thank you alt-right
You wanna go to the slamma, for about a hundred years
Girl you’re in Alabama, every egg is sacred here
But don’t you raise no queers, round here
The FuMP
2024-11-19
Artist
Steve Goodie
Title
Eggs
Well... here we are. This was meant as a warning to all the powerful people (of whom I know none) about women's reproductive rights. And then they did what the F they wanted to.
So....
Happy Thanksgiving?
Music: Billy Gibbons, Dusty Hill, Frank Beard
Words, guitars, bass, drums, keys, banjo, dobro, vocals, arrangement, production: SG
From my 38th album, "The Adventure Of Superdork And Fangirl," which you should totally buy here!
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