If you're older like me, the new vocabulary
Is quite a mystery, what's downtown?
Young adults use these terms, like garages and worms
They're all Greek to me, and what is downtown?

They take a lame pickup line, and they find a brand new way to ask it
Like girl I wonder how can I get inside your goodie basket
Oh nice, subtle, well everyone knows
20-somethings have their own lexicon
So I can't understand, what the hell's going on, when they're going

Downtown, what do they mean by that
Downtown, exploring the cabbage patch
Downtown, and what's Notorious VAG

They keep changing this stuff, I can never keep up
With all these epithets, like downtown
No you may not leave this house, to meet some trouser mouse
From the internet, young lady, downtown

We gotta learn these nasty terms that they just toss about
Like the itsy bitsy spider's gonna climb your shrouded spout
Okay, what the hell is that?
I have no idea what anybody is saying
And they call me a grandpa, say I got no game

What is downtown, everyone knows but me
Downtown, so help me urban dictionary
Downtown, why would that boy want an easy bake oven?

In twenty years they'll understand my elderly frustration
These kids today they think that they invented copulation
Such attitude
Cause I don't know the words, I get millennial scorn
But I was banging your mom years before you were born

Took her to pound town, oh have I embarrassed you?
Downtown, flicked the little guy in the canoe
Pound town, we got freaky and funky, went
Downtown, gave a banana to the monkey
Pound town, teaching the boys to swim
Downtown, yes your mom went full Lewinski
Downtown, she was cleaning my gun when it accidentally went off, if you know what I mean