Intro vignette
Whoah - that's like two dildos - oh, no way!
Double dildo, oh my Gah, double dildo!
It's a double dildo, it's two-way, damn!
It's a double dildo, it's two-way, damn! Two-way prod!
It's so obscene, it's not right, should be hid
Double dildo, double dildo - it's an offense
It's so obscene, almost as bad as a triple dildo
That's one bad dildo there, Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Double dildo, what a kinky thing to buy
Thirty-nine dollars and ninety-nine cents
Wonder if she has a girlfriend willing to try
Sticking that in her bod - sharing a dildo
-Laughing- Double dirty dildo, oh God ... -laughing- ... to watch
Oh that would be so hot, if I could just capture it on my camera
Double dildo's gonna be quite a surprise
Yeah, yeah, what suspense!
I can hardly wait to see the look in her eyes
When she sees what I bought - big double dildo
Whoooooo, whoooooo - that is the baddest (bleep)ing dildo I've ever seen!
Double dildo, come on baby, give it a try
Let's call one of your friends
Double dildo, how 'bout Karen? She's kind of bi
Wow I'd love to watch you sharing that dildo
Outro vignette
The FuMP
2011-03-29
Artist
Jesse Smith
Happy 1st Birthday - almost - to the DOUBLE RAINBOW SONG!! My, how you've grown! Over 20 million hits? About time to issue an IPO. Anyway folks, close the curtains, turn off your phone, and enjoy your new Double Dildo.
BTW, originally, this was going to be a song about a guy's tacky choice for a Valentine's Day gift, but the FuMP schedule for February filled up before I could snag a date.
I talk about the production at jessesmithproductions.com - including a link to the FREE vocoder I used. Please give my YouTube video a click and help me unfreeze the view count - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88y3BAUUf74
Special thanks to Harry - the guy with the snake on his face - and the rest of the crew at Pornucopia, who helped me with the research.
Copy the code below and paste it on your web site, blog, or anywhere you can input HTML to share this song.
