"Doctor Who" parody of "Doctor Worm" by They Might Be Giants New lyrics by Insane Ian They call me Dr. Who. Allons-y. How are you? I'm Dr. Who. I'm interested in things. I am a real doctor, But my name's not Dr Who; Everyone calls me The Doctor. I live in a box. I like to save the world. I think I'm getting good, But I can handle criticism. I'll show you what I know, And you can tell me if you think I'm getting good at world saving. I leave the TARDIS un-locked 'cause there Is no doorbell When I get into it I can't tell if you are Waiting for me to ReGen. When I get the signal, I will Crank out a sweet gui-tar solo! Some day somebody else besides me will Call me by my real name, but they Call me Dr. Who. Allons-y how are you, I'm Dr. Who I'm interested in things. My name's not Dr. Who, But I am a real Time Lord; I am an actual Time Lord. I live in a box. I like to save the world. I think I'm getting good, But I can handle criticism. I'll show you what I know, And you can tell me if you think I'm getting good at world saving. My name is just The Doctor, But they call me Dr. Who!