DnD
[Parody of "TNT" by AC/DC]
(Roll! Roll! Roll!)
See me rollin’ out my dice set
From my purple Crown Royal bag
Countin‘ the crits that I will get
Don’t have to deal with lag
Pencils to the left of me
And paper to the right
Ain’t got no plug
Ain’t got no mouse
I’m a fricken knight.
I play DND, on Sunday nights,
DND, characters with might,
DND, adventures bestowed,
DND, playing mages and rogues!
The party is formed with a similar goal:
Tryin’ to level up
Character sheets are filled out in full
Got ‘dew in my cup
So hang up your headsets
Dim down the lights
Hang up controllers
And roll for your life
The DM’s back in town
So don’t you mess me ‘round
I play DND, on Sunday nights,
DND, characters with might,
DND, adventures bestowed,
DND, playing mages and rogues!
I’m getting EXP, on Sunday nights,
DND, characters with might,
DND, adventures bestowed,
DND, playing mages and rogues!