When I was a little child
I lived for every day
but one was my favorite,
I couldn't wait for Saturday

GI Joe and Transformers
and He-Man all day long
Gummie Bears and Voltron
and I could sing the opening songs

I may have gotten older, but I remember well
then one man turned my childhood
into a nightmarish hell

Michael Bay please stop killing off my childhood
Michael Bay leave those franchises alone
You visions are quite clear
but they ruin all I hold dear
Michael Bay Leave my childhood alone.

Transformers was a steaming pile
even though Megan was hot
2 hours of rambling plot holes
and explosions is what we got

And now you turn your baleful eye
upon turtles from my youth
I would rather do something pleasant
like bang a hammer on my tooth

Michael Bay please stop killing off my childhood
Michael Bay leave those franchises alone
transformers are plastic made
like the performance your actors gave
Michael Bay Leave my childhood alone.

What happened to the Michael Bay
who gave us Bad Boys and The Rock
With characters we loved
and adventure... and a plot

Or is it that we buy this crap
that you can't seem to quit
if we refused to buy it
would you stop producing .... blockbuster hits?

I leave you with a happy thought
on which to rest upon
at least you are still better
than M. Night Shyamalan

Michael Bay please stop killing off my childhood
Michael Bay leave those franchises alone
Once your films were the best
time to give cartoons a rest
Michael Bay Leave my childhood alone.

Michael Bay please stop killing off my childhood
Michael Bay leave those franchises alone
I don't know how to end this song
I guess explosions are never wrong
Michael Bay leave my childhood alone