Ohhh it’s your birthday today. Good for you!
That's so awesome, your so cool!


This is the day, of the month, of the year, that your mother gave birth to you
but you should probably get back to work, because i’ve got stuff to do
Look, I’m not really your friend, I just don’t want to be a jerk
cuz i gotta deal with you, every single day at work!


It’s your birthday! It’s your birthday!
It’s your birthday! It’s your birthday!
Here’s a song, just to say,
I hope you have a crappy birthday
It’s your birthday! It’s your birthday!
It’s your birthday! It’s your birthday!
I Baked you a cake, just to throw it away
because i hope you have a crappy birthday


I’m only actin nice, we never get along,
i can’t express my real feelings, you just say i’m wrong.
So i just smile and Nod, and look the other way,
so all i gotta say is: i hope you have a crappy birthday


It’s your birthday! It’s your birthday!
It’s your birthday! It’s your birthday!
Here’s a song, just to say,
I hope you have a crappy birthday
It’s your birthday! It’s your birthday!
It’s your birthday! It’s your birthday!
If their’s a god, i will pray
for you to have, a crappy birthday.


It’s just….. another day….. I don’t celebrate!


Uhh yeah i did get you something, you’ll never guess what it is
Ohh yeah, it’s an empty box…i wrapped it up with wrapping paper
put a hole in the bottom and i got my arm in the hole, and my hand has a middle finger sticking up
so when you open it up…HAHA! theirs your present


It’s your birthday! It’s your birthday!
It’s your birthday! It’s your birthday!
Here’s a song, just to say,
I hope you have a crappy birthday


It’s your birthday! It’s your birthday!
It’s your birthday! It’s your birthday!
I baked you a cake, just to throw it away
cuz i hope you have a crappy birthday


You’re getting old,
what can i say
Just die or go away!


It’s your birthday! It’s your birthday!
It’s your birthday! It’s your birthday!
Here’s a song, just to say,
I hope you have a crappy birthday


It’s your birthday! It’s your birthday!
It’s your birthday! It’s your birthday!
Every year until your old and grey
I hope there all just crappy birthday’s!


Birthday! Huh Haha