I won’t bash religion, or what people believe. The struggle to do better seems a worthy one to me. But I’ve heard music from all over the world, And nothing sounds quite like this specific genre we’ve unfurled. It’s loud and majestic and it’s easy to play. It talks about struggle in a really vague way. It’s catchy and it’s cheesy and it’s over the top, But it’s clear that no one here’s going to stop… The commercialization of our Lord, We sing his praises and play four chords Repeatedly, repeatedly, for all eternity! Capitalism is our King! Think of the glory He will bring! Commercial worship! Commercial worship! Commercial worship music! Your boundless grace, your name on high, I’m such a pile of garbage! Purge my sins before I die. Mountaintops…rocks, oceans, skies… Your everlasting buzzwords will surround our ears and eyes! (More examples, please!) Out of the silence, we will rise like the sun! Fulfilling your promises, we will overcome! Your light and your love will set us free if we fall! Your Holiness, creator of all! The commercialization of Jesus Christ, Who we’re certain was straight and cis and white! Cross promotion! Cross promotion! Cross promotion! (Get it?) Spreading His message and His word, We’ve packaged a perfectly polished turd, Commercial worship! Commercial worship! Commercial worship music! The commercialization of the Holy Ghost! We’re shoving it down the people’s throats! With this music! Oh, this music! Wow, this music! The world is cruel and we need to cope, Don’t mean to be a buzzkill to your hope, But screw this music! Screw this music! Screw this music! Oh, screw this music! Screw this music! Screw this music! Yeah, screw this music! Screw this music! Screw this music! (Hallelujah, I guess!)