Christopher Robin's Lament parody of "Stuck in the Middle with You" Originally by Stealer's Wheel (Gerry Rafferty, Joe Egan) New lyrics by Ian Bonds and Jay Balcar Music and backing vocals performed by Ben Stahl Vocals by Insane Ian Well, I don't know why I came here tonite I got a feeling that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall out this tree Now a Kangaroo is looking at me Piglet to the left of me, Tigger to the right Here I am, stuck in the Middle with Pooh Yes, I'm stuck in the Middle with Pooh and I'm wondering what it is I should do It's so hard to keep this smile from my face And there's honey spilled all over the place Owl to the left of me, Rabbit to the right Here I am, Stuck in the Middle with Pooh Well, you started out as stuffing and you find that you're a hand-made bear You go outside, kite-flying, Piglet's in the air, yellin' "Plea-ea-ea-ea-ease! A-Plea-ea-ea-ea-ease!" Try to make some sense of it all But I can see that it don't make sense at all You can try to pin the tail on Eeyore But I can see that it won't stick anymore Kanga to the left of me, Roo to the right Here I am, Stuck in the Middle with Pooh Well, you started out as stuffing and you find that you're a hand-made bear, You're running from the bumbles, they sting you on your back and you say "Bee-ee-ee-ee-ees! A-Bee-ee-ee-ee-ees!" Well, I don't know why I came here tonite I got a feeling that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall out this tree Now a Kangaroo is looking at me Piglet to the left of me, Tigger to the right Here I am, stuck in the Middle with Pooh Yes I'm Stuck in the Middle with Pooh Stuck in the Middle with Pooh Here I am, Stuck in the Middle with Pooh.
The FuMP
2013-12-27
Artist
Insane Ian
This rather obvious parody was written when I was in college, and I resurrected it for the Dementia Radio website redesign IndieGoGo fundraiser CD.
If you missed getting it then, or at Luke Ski con on the "Ian needs to eat this weekend" collection I had there, now's your chance to get it!
Look for it on another collection sometime in the future, because I'm planning on milking this puppy for all I can!
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