For reasons beyond the grasp of sentient beings, REO Speedwagon's 1985 power ballad "Can't Fight This Feeling" has been exhumed for a complete-cast singalong in the movie Horton Hears a Who, opening today. And that, my friends, is all the excuse needed for this song parody, which, you will be relieved to know, has nothing whatsoever to do with the movie. Lyrics by Spaff, who claims they're not autobiographical.