The FuMP

Lyrics

Man, I bit my lip today.
I must say, I'm not ok.
Oral pain that I deplore.
Got another canker sore.

First it's red and then it's white.
Talking's now an uphill fight.
Eating is a total chore.
Got another canker sore.

Everything can harm my face.
Orange juice and tooth paste.
I'd rather get sprayed with mace.
AAAAAAAARGH!

I've got a canker sore and it's making me mad.
It's the nastiest sore that I ever done had.
I accidentally bit my cheek,
Now I'm gonna be in agony for one whole week.
See, I could put on some ambasol,
But then I wouldn't feel no-nothin' at all.
And I got my coffee dribblin' down my chin.
It's a canker-stinkin'-sore and I just can't win.

I just got my braces in.
My patience is wearing thin.
Let me tell you just once more:
Got another canker sore.

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