Oh my god!
The right finally has a meme!
See 'em strut, hear 'em scream
LET'S GO BRANDON
Sounds benign
But it's an insult in disguise
Yeah I see what you did there, guys
LET'S GO BRANDON
Watch 'em grin
All full of impish glee
It's almost swearing tee hee hee
LET'S GO BRANDON
Shout it loud
Spread it near and far
You're so clever, yes you are!
LET'S GO BRANDON
LET'S GO BRANDON
LET'S GO BRANDON
LET'S GO BRANDON
They want their way and they don't give a crap at all
If you're butthurt by their attack on the capitol
Votes be damned they know they're the winning team
But though their actions are often deplorable
Honestly it's kind of adorable
How proud they are to finally have their very own meme
See 'em beam
At a meme that's all their own
Man we liberals sure are pwned
LET'S GO BRANDON
Use it when
Bluer prose is not allowed
At church or in a NASCAR crowd
LET'S GO BRANDON
Spread it wide
On stickers and on shirts
Cuz that'll make the snowflakes hurt
LET'S GO BRANDON
A sacred symbol
Almost as adored
As Calvin pissing on a Ford
LET'S GO BRANDON
LET'S GO BRANDON
LET'S GO BRANDON
LET'S GO BRANDON
When your demographic lacks the proclivity
For making slogans that show creativity
Because the other side has all the poets and nerds
You don't need no edumacation
To make a chant for your chunk of the nation
Just find some words that kinda sound like some other words
So you scream
Lego tampon
Flex your plankton
Lick Bo Burnham
Costco phantom
Pets with pants on
Sexual Reagan
Panko manbun
LET'S GO BRANDON
Music and Lyrics Copyright 2022 Timothy F. Crist