Step right up my friends
And try the latest trend
I swear it's not a joke
Just flavors you can smoke
Your eyes start to glaze
As you praise the latest craze
We'll turn your brain to steam
And listen to you scream
Now your mouth is not so loud
Cause your head is now a cloud
I whisper in your ear
And blow your brains out
Do yourself a favor
Get addicted to the vapor
It's a lot safer
Than grass and rolling paper

Brain Vape - Blow your mind
Brain Vape - From the inside
Brain Vape - Your brain is now anaesthetized and sanitized
Brain Vape - Bro your mind
Brain Vape - You're out of time
Brain Vape - Your brain is now evaporized and ionized

Pernicious sneaking smog
Capricious creeping fog
Now you'll say inane things like:
"Yo what up dawg?"
You sound like a fool
Your lips are slack with drool
I'm taking you to school
Insipid useful tool
Your mind begins to wander
No longer do you ponder
It seems that you've grown fonder
Of the brain cells that you've squandered
Oh, you appear light headed
It is this that you have dreaded
Now it seems you're stuck
And it's all because you suck!

Brain Vape - Blow your mind
Brain Vape - From the inside
Brain Vape - Your brain is now anaesthetized and sanitized
Brain Vape - Bro your mind
Brain Vape - Now is the time time
Brain Vape - For everyone to all get down and get funkified!

Dr. Sardonicus: Oooh, that was smokin'! Fear the power of my fusion lick!
Dr. Z: Hey Pinkerton, take a hit off of this hookah! This is some really good stuff.
Dr. Pinkerton: No you stinky twit - that crap would make me sick!
Dr. Sardonicus: You two are being too hasty. Try this, it's really tasty!
Dr. Pinkerton: Why has the test monkey just died?
Dr. Z: This flavor is potassium ferricyanide!
Dr. Sardonicus: Well as you know, a dealer never smokes his own stuff...
All: Oh drumbot?
Drumbot: Sure, I'll take a puff!

Brain Vape - Blow your mind
Brain Vape - From the inside
Brain Vape - Your brain is now anaesthetized and sanitized
Brain Vape - Bro your mind
Brain Vape - You're out of time
Brain Vape - Your brain has now been satisfied and Sardonified!

Dr. Pinkerton: Dr. Sardonicus, what have you done to drumbot?
Dr. Sardonicus: I've improved him - he's now useful as a smoke machine!
Drumbot: Hey guys, I can't feel my lower extremities. Is that normal?

Dr. Sardonicus: Mind = Blown!