Its booze and boobs and blood and blow 
That make a merry Christmas 
Some booze and boobs and blood and blow 
Are all that’s on my wish list 

Every holiday I seem to get so very sad 
But give me booze and boobs and blood and blow and I’ll be glad 

Booze and boobs and blood and blow 
Appear each time a bell rings 
Some booze and boobs and blood and blow 
Are all my favorite things 

All I want for Christmas is a gal, beer, drugs and war 
Tell me Santa that it isn’t too much to ask for 

Come on and get me booze and boobs and blood and blow 
Don’t need no lords-a-leaping 
Its booze and boobs and blood and blow 
That please the baby Jesus 

It’s the time of year for peace and love to all mankind 
Nix the peace, and add some coke and hops and that’d be fine 

Booze, boobs, blood, blow 
On wish list 
Booze, boobs, blood, blow 
Make Christmas