It all began in June of 1983
We'd stop at roadside fireworks stands in Tennessee
And I'd buy firecrackers, M-80's and stink bombs

When I got home I couldn't wait to try 'em out
But around my house that sorta thing was not allowed
and so I had to wait till everyone was gone
then ...

Boom, boom, my old gyms socks
Boom, boom, the mailbox
Boom, boom, my dad’s laptop
Oh, I like to blow stuff up
Boom, boom, a box of spam
Boom, boom, the garbage can
Boom, boom, grandma's bed pan
I like to blow stuff up
Boom, boom, Boom, boom

At some point, on the small stuff I began to sour
So I found ways to get me some more firepower
Now I've got homemade bombs, C4 and dynamite

Boom. boom, the new flat screen
Boom, boom, the Dairy Queen
Boom, boom, where's Charlie Sheen
'cause I'd like to blow him up
Boom, boom, the neighbors car
Boom, boom the corner bar
Boom, boom, I've gone too far ...

Well the victims all confronted me in court
That's when I knew that my life would be
shorter than planned

Boom, boom, my feet and knees
Boom, boom, my testicleese
Boom, boom, my face swiss cheese
They like to blow me up
Boom, boom, my arms and hands
Boom, boom , my thyroid gland
Boom, boom, there goes my ass
sailing thru the air
Boom, boom, Boom, boom