Did you think I'd be a total bitch when you met me? 
did you fear first encounter at the bar? 
Did you say "hey is everything all right with you, 
or was that subtle road rage back there in the car?

Bitchy bitchy bitchy resting face 
bitchy bitchy bitchy bitchy resting face 

Please stop asking if I'm mad at you 
don't tell me I should smile more 
this is just the way my face naturally looks
no you're not a total draining douche bag bore 

Bitchy bitchy bitchy resting face 
bitchy bitchy bitchy bitchy resting face 

Girl you better rest that bitch face 
you got the bitchiest face in the hole damn place 
sugar and spice and everything nice 
why you always look like you want to start a fight? 

(Huh? He's not talking to me is he?) 
(Yes he's talking to you and your) 

Bitchy bitchy bitchy resting face 
bitchy bitchy bitchy bitchy resting face 
No I'm not upset, 
This is just my face I am really happy and I love this funky place 
inside I'm excited though my face don't always show it 
please stop asking if I'm happy and I know it
clap your hands if you're happy and you know it clap your hands 
then your face will surely show it 
if you're happy and you know it then your face will surely show it 
clap your hands 

Bitchy bitchy bitchy resting face 
bitchy bitchy bitchy bitchy resting face 
*repeat* 3x (Give it a rest)