Here's a nice little song about stalking Bill Watterson, the cartoonist behind the beloved comic "Calvin and Hobbes." He retired in 1995, lives in Cleveland, and has made few, if any, public appearances since. Bill Watterson is said to be a very private person, so writing a song about stalking him is all the more funny. He probably hides out of fear of people like this. I'd like to see his face if he ever heard this song. Maybe I should send it to some Cleveland radio stations.

From the album View-Monster.