The Weiner wiener scandal is a gift from comedy heaven. And, as the saying goes, don't look a gift Weiner in the mouth.

So we won't. We will, instead, further abuse social media to bring you this parody of Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats."

Concept: M. Spaff Sumsion
Lyrics: M. Spaff Sumsion and Steve Goodie
Fiddle: Tim Lorsch
Vocals, guitars, bass, drums, piano, and production: Steve Goodie

And see the slapped-together video here.