I have got some problems with perception. I know I must refill my prescription. My vision's not too clear. And I cannot quite hear. What on Earth are those things over there, now? Is it sushi or a very small cow? I'll get a bit less far. Oh, I see what they are. (I think.) Are they bagels or are they just beagles? Are they parrots or just paralegals? I'm such a feeble man and I don't understand. Wow, my mind, it really must be going. I think that my age is clearly showing. It doesn't bother me. There's adventure wherever I don't see! Yeah, I'd rather do some big exploring. Wrinkle counting's gotten pretty boring. My caretaker's a wreck. But I am not dead yet! Are they bagels or are they just beagles? Are they bald or are they just bald eagles? I'm such a feeble man and I don't understand. Are they eggs or are they just excited? Am I out of my mind or am I just outside? Should I have stayed indoors Where there's no wild boars? (Just boredom.) There was a time when I thought I'd seen it all. Now that I'm lost, I am standing oh so tall. I have got some problems with perception. But I think I relish the reception. I'm free of any woes. It keeps me on my toes. Are they bagels or are they just beagles? Jason Vorhees or just Jason Segal? I'm such a feeble man and I don't understand. Are they waffles or are they just awful? Is it Bowser or is it just Fawful? Senility's my bag. I love my life of lag.
The FuMP
2013-01-01
Artist
TV's Kyle
This started out as a keyboard riff from Joe "J2" Jakubowski of Dictionary Attack and I built a song out of it. After finishing the music and still not knowing what the song should be about, my friend Sarah Starr suggested "beagles. or bagels". I switched the order because nothing rhymes with bagel.
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