Underwater superhero
Cut an arm off - it will regrow
Axolotl, he’s a mystic
Neotenic, I’ll get specific
Amphibious underwater
Scientists study his sons and daughters
A special salamander
Popular kind of like Black Panther
But he’s not from Wakanda
Lake Xochimilco, he is fond of
Critically endangered, he’s so special
Attach a head to another, that’s metal
Now he’s got two, he will survive
They did it once, I’m not telling lies!
I saw one on Bojack Horseman
Kind of magic, like the FORCE, MAN!
That’s a lotta dope caudata
It’s a party underwater
Limb Re-Growth and Low-Light Scour
Axolotl Superpowers
What else can the little guy do?
Find a COVID cure, maybe it’s true
Or stop forest fires out in Cali
Wish I had more of them around me
The Mexican walking fish is not
An actual fish, sit back and watch
Neoteny they do exhibit
Metamorphosis? They never did it
Lungs outside their head are floatin'
But don't drop, them it’s verboten
When they smile, it’s cute as heck
Tongue is longer than you’d expect
Between 15 and 18 degrees
Celsius is how your tank should be
If you take home an axolotl
Metaphysical like Aristotle
The FuMP
2021-03-16
Artist
The Gothsicles
From The Gothsicles's new mega-album, ANIMAL SONGS, comes "Axolotl Super Powers" featuring MC Lars!
This is a heretofore unreleased version of this song wherein MC Lars embarks on a freestyle jaunt at the track's conclusion. This version had to be cut for time due to the constraints of vinyl, but now, for the first time anywhere, the full version can be heard!
New album OUT NOW at https://thegothsicles.bandcamp.com/album/animal-songs
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