"Assassin's Creed" parody of "Wide Awake" by Katy Perry (Katy Perry, Bonnie McKee, Lukasz Gottwald, Max Martin, Henry Walter) new lyrics by Ian Bonds Assassin's Creed Assassin's Creed (Assassin's Creed) Abstergo Industries They went and kidnapped me Revealed my ancestry (Assassin's Creed) Turns out I never knew myself (Assassin's Creed) My story will begin With a piece of Eden Now I'm an assassin (Assassin's Creed) And I will take you out with stealth [Pre-Chorus] They stuck me in The Animus Those Templar Knights You can not trust Relive the lives Of ancestors Use hidden blades on jugulars [Chorus] Falling into hay Conveniently placed I'm stabbing lots of guys No I don't need a disguise (Assassin's Creed) Ancestral memories Give me abilities So I can stab and flee (Assassin's Creed) Climbing wall's no easy tricks, no (Assassin's Creed) Start in the Third Crusade Then to Italy but here in modern day (The Animus) I feel like I'm inside "Matrix" [Pre-Chorus] And if I knew then What I know now To be captured I'd not allow I stab them all Then "Leap of Faith" 'Then I'd wake up in In some hay [Chorus] Leaping from rooftops (it was out of the blue) It's a real long drop I'm killing Templar Knights (yeah, secret society) Glad I'm not afraid of heights (Assassin's Creed) Mayan mystery A Conspiracy (Assassin's Creed) How'd I get into this? (Assassin's Creed) Stop the World's End Apple of Eden (Assassin's Creed) Blades hidden in my wrist... Assassin's Creed Assassin's Creed [Chorus] Yeah, I'm stabbing all your goons (stab 'em right in the face) Sending you to meet your doom Vanish when a smoke bomb's tossed (yeah, I'm running away) Got more plot twists here than "Lost" Assassin's Creed Assassin's Creed Assassin's Creed Assassin's Creed Assassin's Creed
The FuMP
2012-10-30
Artist
Insane Ian
Today, October 30th, the third chapter in one of my favorite new game series is released. Assassin's Creed III looks to be an excellent chapter, and according to all sources, even if you've never played any of the games in the series, you should check it out.
Recently, my wife came to me with a song idea. And an EP idea. Seeing as one of the ideas timed well with the release of the previously mentioned game, I thought I'd release them to coincide. And since my wife came up with the idea, she actually takes the lead on the vocals, with me providing back-up. Think of this as your intro (or refresher course) to the world of Assassin's Creed.
This song is a parody of 'Wide Awake' by Katy Perry, and is featured on the new digital EP "Katy Parody", available next week - delayed due to Hurricane Sandy (and since it's Halloween, here's the cover...for your nightmares).
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