Hey, turn your techno music down 
Your grandpa's stopping by tonight 
Now, I don't want to hear it 
We'll be having macaroni 
You will be polite when he's here tonight 
Don't talk about the internet 
Your grandpa doesn't understand 
you will not bring bring your gameboy or whatever to the table 
Do you understand? 
He doesn't understand 

As your father I expressly forbid it 
As your father I expressly forbid it 
As your father I expressly forbid it 
I'm your dad, I'm your dad 

What happened to my medicine? 
The stuff I take to keep my hair 
It's obvious you stole it and you sold it on the street 
'Cause you don't even care if I lose my hair 
Okay, I found my medicine 
I'm sorry that I yelled at you 
But let this be a lesson, if you ever steal my medicine 
That's what I'll do 
I'll yell at you 

As your father I expressly forbid it 
As your father I expressly forbid it 
As your father I expressly forbid it 
I'm your dad, I'm your dad 

As your father I expressly forbid it, yeah 
As your father I expressly forbid it, woah 
As your father I expressly forbid it 
I'm your dad, yeah yeah yeah 
As your father I expressly forbid it 
As your father I expressly forbid it 
As your father I expressly forbid it 
I'm your dad, I'm your dad