Everytime
I go online to play my favorite games
I find
Xbox live is driving me insane
It's overrun with children
A fourth grade dick
Kills me 30 times and calls me gay
I'm sick
This little shit keeps blowing me away
And ruining my game

And though I can't compete with his manual dexterity
There's a couple things that help me stay the better man

At least that I have pubes
At least I'm not adopted
At least my dick is bigger than an acorn
And I know you're just a child
But I really hope you die
Fuck you little kid on Xbox live

Freakin' nice
Titanfall was just released today
And I
Have waited half a year to play this game
And kill with giant robots
First time on
A kid name Farts McGee is on the microphone
Shooting out obscenities
And offensive racial slurs

And I ask him very nicely
If he'll be a bit more sensitive
Everyone's got feelings
And sometimes harsh words can hurt
And he calls me a fag
Fuck you

At least that I have pubes
At least I've kissed a girl
At least my mom is not a stupid whore like yours
And I know you're just a child
But I really hope you die
You and all the kids on Xbox live

Xbox live
The kids on Xbox live
Fuck you little kids on Xbox live
Xbox live
Xbox live
The kids on Xbox live
Fuck you little kids on Xbox live