The FuMP

Lyrics

It's all about the wookiee
It's all about the wookiee
It's all about the wookiee
So give it up for Chewie

It's all about the wookiee
It's all about the wookiee
It's all about the wookiee
Let's give it up for Chewie

In the city of New Orleans not so long ago
There were these three drunken nerds with really nothing to show
But they had a crazy notion in two thousand and ten
So that Mardi Gras would never be the same again

They took a bunch of bikes and some paper mache
And combined them all with lights in imaginative ways
Until on March 6 they started a tremendous parade
And when they rolled down the street the people started to wave, and yell

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As they rolled down the street the crowd continued to cheer
Ghetto Fett was on his hoverbike swigging a beer
It was dispensed by Bar2D2 cause that's how he rolled
Next to Ooola who was dancing round her portable pole

The king was Peter Mayhew, yeah Chewbacchus himself
And he raised a mighty toast to everybody's health
Ya know it takes an British brew to quench a wookiee's thirst
Don't believe me ask the legions of the 501'st ya'll

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Is it all about Star Wars? Hell yeah!
Is it all about Star Trek? Hell yeah!
Is it all about Doctor Who? Who yeah!

Is it all about Twilight? Hell no!
Is it all about Potter? Hell no!
Is it all about Bilbo? Well... maybe it is a little bit about Bilbo, but anyway

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You would not believe the nerdish drunken revelry
It was aliens and droids far as the eye could see
Not just humans, there were creatures in all sizes and shapes
Zombies, unicorns and mutants, even Planet of the Apes

At the end of the street a massive party awaited
They paraded through the door and then they celebrated
Cause they knew in their hearts the lesson of this rhyme
That Chewbacchus would continue to the end of time

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