I'm no wizard but I'll be your muggle
So give me a huggle and we'll dance a jig
We'll dance the jitterbuggle the adopt a small puggle
From the SPCA then we'll get wine to swig

The wine will be chuggled then out come the druggles
We got from some thuggles while avoiding the pigs
I'll ask for a tuggle then you'll give a shruggle
Then a lazy-ass handjob like breaking a twig

I'll give you a pluggle though it's soft as a sluggle
I can't concentrate with the pug on the bed
You'll call me big luggle and then we'll just snuggle
Two muggles on druggles with a puggle named Fred.