The FuMP

Lyrics

I'm tech support, putting you on hold
All day and I don't care
I'm a tik tok video that says wait for it
And then doesn't go anywhere
I'm people ghosting you and treating you like crap on their shoe
Cause you need life more than life needs you

Does this have a familiar ring
Does it remind you of anything
Yes, I'm your ex who was just bored and waited for you to dump him eventually
I'm your life and basically everything

I'm Kaiser, I'm Cigna, I'll insure your health
Just pay your full deductible and go fuck yourself
I'll forget you and ignore you like you don't exist
And if you don't like the system you're a communist

Does this have a familiar ring
Does it remind you of anything
I'm your cat who only lets you live because you clean out the catbox and for the food
you bring
I'm your life and basically everything

You wait in line
While I waste your time
Enjoy guns and religion
Hope for remission while the politicians
Transition into sedition
And highly organized organized crime

We don't like it when sports teams change their name
We don't like peaceful kneeling in the name of change
We like to complain and complain and complain
Want everything to stay the same stay the same
Cause it worked for us.... when you worked for us
And that's why you're to blame, hey

Um, I was enjoying the song and then it got the bridge and which became
complicated and loud and now I don't understand what's going on anymore

Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no

Does this have a familiar ring
Does it remind you of anything
I really am your ex who was just blowing you off until you dumped her because
she was too much of a coward to end it herself and she probably thought she was
letting you down easy but come on who are we kidding
And yes this song has a familiar ring, cause I was listening to Garfunkel And Oates
just before I wrote it, full disclosure, and it also reminds me of the song from The Big
Bang Theory that Howard sang to Bernadette in quarantine
Cause this is your life and it's basically everything

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