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2015-11-10
Steve Goodie I Just Sneezed In My Pie 

I used to think that I could do no wrong
In awkward situations I'd be so strong
But out to eat with friends, it's late in the evening
Not the best moment for, a giant fit of sneezing
I can't believe this, it's my damn allergies, yes
They've got me on my knees-es-es, oh please help me Jesus-es-es

I just sneezed in my pie
And in Bob's salad and Martha's fries
Denny's open every night and day
But they never seen nothing fly that way
Now the waitress is sore
Got me running out that kitchen door
I just sneezed in my pie, I just sneezed in my pie
I just sneezed in my pie

Nobody else shot any snot, just me
I am why, my apple pie got booger-y
I horrified my friends, all twelve of them
It was just like the last supper, but with extra phlegm
If I could have stopped it, or somehow could have blocked it
I'd have taken my nose and padlocked it, or aimed my snot-rocket into my pocket, but no...

I just sneezed in my pie
And right in Bob's grilled tilapi-i
Denny's open every day and night
But I ruined everybody's appetite
Now the waitress is sore
She grand slammed me to the floor
I just sneezed in my pie, I just sneezed in my pie
I just sneezed in my pie
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