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2015-08-11
Steve Goodie I Dropped My Phone In The Toilet 


I was texting with six friends at once
When nature called and would not be forestalled
So I brought the phone with me onto the throne, thinking
They can't smell a text, so they'd never know, but then

I dropped my phone in the toilet, my phone's in the toilet
My droid took a dive, what am I gonna do
My whole life's in that phone, now my life's in the toilet
And if you think your life stinks, oh boo hoo hoo hoo

Through my knees my cell fell two feet to hell
All my contacts and pictures and games I can't lose
I just gotta retrieve it, but I'd rather leave it
Forget rubber gloves, I need a damn hazmat suit

Cause I dropped my phone in the toilet, my phone's in the toilet
My whole life's in that phone and now my phone's in the loo
It won't help to boil it, my life's in the toilet
Public service announcement, don't text and poo

As I stand here transfixed, I might be sick
It's not the bandwidth, it's just so damn ripe
How will folks get in touch, I use that thing so much
But it coulda been worse, yeah it could've been Skype
Hey Steve
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