2026-09-22
Based on a true story. And also on Shaboozey's "A Bar Song (Tipsy)."
Ensure drinking buddies:
• M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics, Lyrica
• Robert Lund: All vocals, all instruments, all production, Allegra
There's hope. At age 60:
• Jeff Bridges won his first Oscar, for Crazy Heart
• Bob Dylan released his classic Love and Theft
• Mahatma Gandhi led the Salt March for Indian independence
• Penelope Fitzgerald published her first novel, The Golden Child
• Alfred Hitchcock released Psycho (in '60)
• Thomas Jefferson presided over the Louisiana Purchase
• Elton John played his 60th sold-out Madison Square Garden concert
• Paul McCartney began his massive New World Tour
• Frances McDormand won her second Best Actress Oscar
• Kailash Satyarthi won the Nobel Peace Prize
• Bruce Springsteen received the Kennedy Center Honors
• John Steinbeck won the Nobel Prize in Literature
• Oscar Swahn won two Olympic gold medals
• George Washington unanimously won the electoral vote for reelection
• Michelle Yeoh became the first Asian to win the Best Actress Oscar
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2026-09-08
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2026-09-22
The FuMP is celebrating 118 compilation albums, 1000 episodes of Manic Mondays, and 250 years of American independence! All on one handy dandy compilation album!
Robert Lund and Spaff start things off with their tribute to the awkwardly named Semiquincentennial, Moneyshot Cosmonauts bring us a backhanded tribute to cilantro, and newcomer Matt McCloud brings us his bad-touching tribute to Little Debbie.
And, of course, ripped right from the headlines we have songs about the diarrhea lettuce, our President's tendency to fall asleep during official events, and Sulu's Weird Al-themed rundown about the Reflecting Pool.
Plus Steve Goodie brings us a touching tribute to his nephew.
Want to see how members of The FuMP spent the Semiquincentennial? This album contains a video showing you just that!
For more information or to order your copy click here.
2026-08-28
The 16th annual Logan Whitehurst Memorial Awards for Excellence in Comedy Music (aka The Logan Awards, aka The Comedy Music Awards) are proud to announce this year’s finalist nominees in 3 categories!
Outstanding Comedy Music Video
Devo Spice — WAPC
Kyle Gordon — We Will Never Die
Ninja Sex Party — Zombie Handjob
OCT — Half Horse Half Man
The Stupendium — Number Go Up
Outstanding Original Comedy Song
Dr. Demento — Get Demented
Flo and Joan — Rest of My Life
OCT and Kyle Gordon — Myrtle Beach
Jimmy O’Donnell — Don’t Get Me Started
Worm Quartet — I Was in the Weird Al Pit at Riot Fest
Outstanding Parody Song
Whitney Avalon ft. Ginny Di and Anjali Bhimani — Dragons Are a Girl’s Best Friend
Tony Goldmark — Smogberry Pie
Steve Goodie — My Wife’s in a Five-Way
the great Luke Ski ft. Devo Spice and Tony Goldmark — The Doctor and William (2025 Version)
Insane Ian — WOKE MARXIST POPE
The awards ceremony will be broadcast on Friday, September 25th on The FuMP’s YouTube Channel! Congrats to all the nominees!
2026-07-18
The FuMP Volume 117 features all the songs posted to The FuMP during May and June of 2026, including the FuMP debut of Australian comedy rockers Green Foot.
This album features a new song about Star Trek by Via Bella, a new song about bees by Sulu, a new song about the stegosaurus by Robert Lund and Spaff and, for some reason, multiple songs about seagulls.
This album also features a live performance video by Worm Quartet performing "I Was in the Weird Al Pit at Riot Fest" at Sulu's house concert this past April.
2026-05-15
Our buddy Spaff has set up two new playlists on Spotify that feature his songs (at least the ones that are up there). He set up one for his work with Robert Lund and one for the Moneyshot Cosmonauts songs. Enjoy!
2026-05-13
In April of 2026 around 20 FuMP artists were on hand at Dr. Demento's birthday/retirement party in Los Angeles, along with many legendary artists from the show, including Bill Frenzer (of Ogden Edsl), Henry Phillips, Tim Cavanagh, Andy Corwin, and many more. The cover photo for this album was taken outside of the venue by Kevin Connelly and the bonus video is a 22 minute highlights reel of the various FuMP artists giving speeches at Dr. Demento's event.
This album has songs, too, of course. Such as new tracks by Insane Ian, Power Salad, Steve Goodie, Toby Danger, and more! Worm Quartet takes on Seasonal Affective Disorder using a phrase his wife coined. The Consortium of Genius teach us all about microscopic organisms. And both Drew Jacobs and Project Sisyphus take on robots to prepare us for the upcoming apocalypse.
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