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Faster Than A Speeding Mullet
by Worm Quartet

This is the album that put Worm Quartet on the map. It features the most requested song of 2004 on The Dr. Demento Show "Great Idea For A Song."

Track list:
1. I'm Gonna Procreate
2. Great Idea For A Song
3. If Gregg Yeti Doesn't Rejoin The Flashing Astonishers I'm Going To Kill Myself
4. Archie Got An STD
5. Ode To Ziploc The African Albino Claw-Footed Water Frog
6. Let's Make Fun Of the Amish
7. Eat Here And Die
8. Sonata For Piano And Moron In C Major
9. Getting Shot In The Face Sucks
10. Raisins In Disguise / Iguana
11. Calculator In My Bum
12. Broom Broom Broom
13. Find The Dead Wingless Legless Fly In Your Box Of Raisins
14. Lice And Rice
15. The Face Of A Child
16. Thank You
17. Smell My Nipple, Win A Prize
18. Dead Tacos
19. Why Do The Elderly Growl At Cucumbers?
20. Salmon In Disguise
21. Yak Aquarium
22. Toasterama
23. Wookiee Weeniee
24. Sorry, We're No Longer Buying Lizard Shit
25. My Wife
26. JRO Intro
27. J.R.O.
28. (I Wanna Wipe) A Booger On Dan (Rather)
29. Eskimo Pie Is Not Pie And Contains Very Little Eskimo
30. Strap-On Brain
31. Coffee (2003 Grind)

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