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	2009-12-20 Karl Brown Sarah Palin Shot Santa's Reindeer Sarah Palin Shot Santa's reindeer On one dark December day They were trespassing Upon her oilfields Along the North Slope up by Prudhoe Bay Temperature is rising Across the planet From the equator to the polar caps Up at the North Pole Round Santa's Village The ice became so thin that it did crack And Santa's workshop Sank to the bottom Of the arctic ocean and the elves did drown Then poor Santa And all his reindeer Evacuated south to solid ground That's when Sarah spotted Them pesky vermin No better than the commmom caribou There's no disputin' They were pollutin' The oilfields with their filthy reindeer poo Oilmen we have heard on high Scream "Drill baby drill" And the hunters in reply Shout "Kill baby kill" Dasher and Dancer They had no answer To Sarah Palin and her shotgun shells Prancer and Vixen They were a fixin' For a one way flight straight down to Reindeer Hell Comet and Cupid Were both just plain so stupid That Sarah's shotgun caught them unawares Donder and Blitzen Learned how much lead fits in Their filthy dirty reindeer derrieres Sarah packed up Santa Shipped him off to Gitmo For waterboarding and the rubber hose She cooked up Rudolph Served him for Christmas dinner And the little baby bastard ate the nose Yes that baby bastard boy ate Rudolph's nose Bingo - Credit Consolidation - Credit Card Consolidation - United Specialties		Welcome to The FuMP Sideshow, where we offer a new song from the community daily when available. Get all the latest songs for free using your favorite podcatching software. Think your songs are funny? Now you can submit your songs to The FuMP Sideshow easily and let the world hear it! All you have to do is have an MP3 of your song available on the web somewhere and link to it. We'll do the rest. Click on the link below to submit a song. You must be logged in to submit a song.
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