Once there was this guy who
Claimed his Pastor taught him how
To bring us hope and change,
But when they checked his Pastor
He was a racist and a hatemonger.
He couldn't quite explain it.
He'd always just gone there.
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And then there was this girl who
Claimed that she faced sniper fire
When she landed in Bosnia,
But when they checked the video
She was given a kiss and some flowers.
She said she had misspoken
Her memory was faulty.
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The two fought both tooth and nail
On the primary campaign trail.

And then there was this guy who
Claimed to be conservative
And won the nomination,
But when they checked his record
They found that very often he's liberal.
He couldn't quite explain it
He blamed it on talk radio.
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