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| Todd Chappelle | Premature Evacuation |  |
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I woke up at 3 AM and thought that I smelled smoke I sprinted down the hallway, I thought it was no joke I raced out in the driveway and saw with my own eyes There wasn't any fire, and that's when I realized I had a premature evacuation I didn't have to run out of the house There wasn't any fire in my location I has a premature evacuation Later on that morning, I hopped into my car I got out on the highway, and before I got too far I started going faster, the brakes just wouldn't work I finally cut the engine, but I felt just like a jerk I had a premature acceleration I felt like I was way out of control I was going way too fast, so I couldn't make it last I had a premature acceleration If you're always at the doctor, premature examination If you talk when I'm not listening, premature communication No water in the pool, that's premature evaporation Are you tired of this song, that premature exasperation Now we're in the last verse, and I hope you realize This song will finish early, which should be no surprise But first, I need a premature standing ovation Just clap your hands before the song is through Just take this information and show me appreciation With a premature standing ovation |
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