MarsCon 2017 is almost here! Buy this year's Dementia Track Fund Raiser MP3 album!
MARSCON 2017 March 3rd thru 5th, 2017 Hilton Minneapolis/St Paul Mall of America – Bloomington, MN Dementia Track website: http://marscondementia.com Main Convention website: https://marscon.org/2017/index.php COMEDY & MUSIC GUEST OF HONOR: JUDY TENUTA! AND MARSCON NEWCOMERS: THE LIBRARY BARDS! AS WELL AS: MARC WITH A C! ALSO PERFORMING: CARRIE DAHLBY, DEVO SPICE, THE GREAT LUKE SKI, INSANE IAN, MIKEY MASON, POWER SALAD, & TV'S KYLE with LINDZILLA!
Registration is $65 at the door. Single day adult badge prices are Friday $25, Saturday $40, & Sunday $25. Single day child (6-12) badge prices are Friday $10, Saturday $20, & Sunday $10.
Please head over to the Shop page and pick up the MarsCon 2017 Dementia Track Fund Raiser MP3 album! It's nearly 4 hours of live concert recordings from MarsCon 2016, for only $20.00! All proceeds cover the hotel costs of the track performers!
And We're Back! Sorry for the downtime folks. Last Thursday our server stopped responding. I got on a support chat with our host who told us our VPS (virtual private server) needed to be rebooted and things would be back up in about 15 minutes. 15 minutes later the server was responding again, but my more complicated sites—including this one—were now reporting a 500 error, meaning something was configured wrong on the server. I immediately opened a support ticket for my host to look into this. The last time this happened it was because my host upgraded something on the backend that was incompatible with something else I was running and they didn't bother to check their work. I'm guessing they did that again, but I don't know for sure because I have yet to hear back about this still-open ticket.
This was the final straw for this host. They were one of the best in the industry a decade ago when we launched. At some point they were sold to another company and their service has been slowly degrading ever since. My sites have been repeatedly hacked and the host just tells me to change my password, rather than look into how the hackers are getting in and taking steps to prevent it from happening in the future. There has been an increasing amount of downtime, and if I had kept accurate records I'm sure I could call them on their 99.9% uptime guarantee. And when things do go wrong their support, which used to be top-notch, is now barely passable. If I have anything other than the simplest issue for them to handle it often takes days to resolve. So I'm done. I have found a new host and spent the weekend migrating this web site to it.
Everything appears to be up and running again. However, this is a big, complicated web site and I'm sure I missed something, so if you come across something that isn't working properly please send an email to email@example.com and I'll take care of it.
Thank you for your patience, everyone. And I apologize to Nuclear Bubble Wrap who had a very cool song go live while we were down. Do check it out if you haven't heard it yet. Also, be sure to check out last week's episode of The Funny Music Podcast with special guest TV's Kyle. It was a great show and wasn't able to be posted due to the outage.
Now I need to go migrate the rest of my sites... *grumble grumble*
New Megathruster Christmas Song! Enjoy this new holiday tune about the book that taught Megathruster the true meaning of Christmas!
"Mock the Vote! 2016" Available Now! Sorry it's kinda late, but...
Our election EP, "Mock the Vote! 2016" is now available! This EP is a series of parodies made about each main candidate during the 2016 presidential election: Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Jill Stein, Gary Johnson, and Bernie Sanders. Although the election was intense and stressful, this little parody EP will hopefully serve as a nice little time capsule that showcases how a lot of people felt at the time.
New Official FuMP Video! MC Lars - MC Lars - "The Top 10 Things To Never Say on a First Date" - OFFICIAL FuMP VIDEO
As seen on The Unheard Nerd!
This song is about what not to say on a first date with a man or woman. Props to Liam Lynch for the arrangement inspiration! If you ever say any of these things on a date, you'll get slapped for sure.
From Lars' new album "The Zombie Dinosaur LP", available NOW!
music by Jordan Katz, MC Lars, Damondrick Jack and Watt White
lyrics by MC Lars
video conceived, shot, and directed by Insane Ian
Starring (in order of appearance)
Devo Spice, Sara Trice, Janice Hofer, the great Luke Ski, Worm Quartet, Kim Crist, Xander Jeanneret & Bonnie Gordon (aka The Library Bards), Chris Mezzolesta, DJ Stuck (of 2d6), Carrie Dahlby, Cliff B (of 2d6), Seamonkey, Seamonkette, Dino-Mike, and Tony Goldmark
Filmed at FuMPFeST 2016
New Megathruster Video for "Chewbacca"!
Sometimes you meet someone at a con and they stay in your heart forever.
Official Video: The Donald Trump Club March Adele, Aerosmith, REM, the Rolling Stones, and Neil Young have all asked Donald Trump to stop using their songs in his campaign. Outrageous, right?! Makes you want to recruit an old redneck to sucker-punch them all!
So here, Trumpophiles. We offer you this. Our hope is that it provides the Trump 2016 campaign a theme song befitting its maturity level.
M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics
Mikey Tagliaferri: Duck vocals
Robert Lund: All other vocals, instruments, and production
Devo Spice: Animatic and Storyboards, Video direction
Antonio "Mabs": Animator
Available on The FuMP Vol. 56, available at iTunes, Amazon, and TheFuMP.com
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